2024 in/out list
Cybertruck mobile kingdom.
I woke up with her, she was not awake. I tell the car to take us to the most beautiful sunrise as ranked by hashrate in the nearest 50mi radius. I open my laptop and engage with the several thousand codebases I am working on, crafting lush, sensuous virtual worlds for urbanites to stay plugged into.
ASIC-powered gachapon aura-based 4 hour work week at Santa Fe Institute.
I watch a 3 second animation on my phone of a digital hand inserting a cryptographic ticket printed with serialized 256-bit hashes. I watch a digital slot accept a binary disk, and the octal gears turn - chink! chink! plop!
Out comes 10,000 text inscriptions in the SONATA format, downloaded into my cloud-based wallet. I log into the GEIST shadow network and let the indexer comb my ids, generating a playlist of music from all around the world, which I promptly download to my local area network. I share the best tracks with my friends and we trade inscriptions for $0.00002 each.
The 9th world Metaverse is forever locked in Kali Yuga.
You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack.
God’s world is forever emergent within Hyperbitcoinisation.
I’ve never felt better. I text my mom, who’s staying at one of our 300 properties around the world. 40 are occupied by friends who lock fractions of Bitcoin to my digital identity, increasing my social capital within niche communities. Within ten minutes, my entire life’s work is eclipsed by a 15 year old from Ecuador. Ten minutes after that, a woman from Bahrain becomes the most important person in the world. Ten minutes later…
Complete contentment. Life is abundant.
The earth provides and we are finally whole enough to receive it.